You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
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I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
That accounts for only three of the penises
Thanks for takin my cousin out last night, sorry I passed out so early
You kidding, the kids a legend. He literally killed a bottle of Jamison, made out with a girl AND her Mom at the bar, stole us slices of pizza and told the cab driver where to go in Spanish. He doesn't even live in the area. Can we keep him?
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
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I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
I'm putting his belongings the garage sale so he can buy his own stuff back. # divorced life. Thanks for cheating on me you tone deaf dick biscuit that'll be $20. Haha.
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
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