And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
Also, you tried to make me learn all of the presidents, in order, with a picture book as an aid. At 4 am. What the fuck?
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
So I guess I walked across campus with "pat my ass" in sharpie on my forehead.
You deserve it, you colossal cock block.
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