You just made me feel so damn special
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
Remind me to tell you the Scottish bar story tomorrow
Remind me to tell you it was a shitty story when you're done telling it tomorrow
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
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