So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
And I'm still awake, and you left me. Like the guy on Jurassic Park, that jumped out of the car expecting me to save myself while there is a man eating T-rex ready to tear my ass apart except theres a mathematician and paleontologist there to save me because they are bad asses.
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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