You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Why did every guy I have ever slept with have to come into the library today?
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
I don't know whether I should be pissed that there's glitter in my bed or proud that there's semen in there too.
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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