Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
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