don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
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