Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
My mom just told me that the key to a successful marriage is never seeing your partner take a shit.
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
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He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
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there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
You blackout rapped the entire DMX song Party Up last night at karaoke without looking at the screen. Then you Tebowed on stage, hugged a black guy, puked in a garbage can, then left. You deserve a medal.
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.