Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
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After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
I woke up with flowers, a tiara & pasta salad in my bed. Tequila makes me act like a fat Disney princess
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
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Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
I just hip-checked Santa and stole his cab.