remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
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either way he was missing a nipple.
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
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What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
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