it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
nutella sex= disaster
sober me hid the cigs from drunk me. sober me is a tricky bitch.
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
I told the cop to try walking in heels and he'd understand why I was walking home without then on. He told me he only does that on Wednesdays.
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
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