And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
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GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
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Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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