that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
She called me her ex's name in a supermarket. How boring am I that she livens up shopping by thinking of another guy?
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
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