I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
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