if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
Dear sober self, your keys are on the table in front of you the only way your typing this is with autocorrect goodnight love you
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