he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
I'm drive I can fine osifer
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
Success! We fucked roommates!
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
Also: I hate her so much. She's out at hooters, making spelling errors, while I'm literally sitting at a clinic getting std tested. Which of us won the morality award in this break up.
Randomize
