u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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