they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
it was like his penis was on wheels.
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
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A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
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I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
My hangover headache is somewhere in the Harry Potter scar neighborhood. I can now empathize with that poor bastard.
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
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