i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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