I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
mike has just informed me of all the things he would put in his pussy if he was a woman. this includes door stops, power drills & g.i. joes.
"and then my dad would be all like 'hey mike, where's the remote?'"
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
million dollar idea: razor dispensers in bar bathrooms. your welcome, girls who didn't think they were getting laid tonight.
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
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