This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
Let me know if you need some dick this weekend.
Between the BF being in town, partying at the Side Dick’s house tonight and two Tinder dates tomorrow I’ve got dick to spare!!
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