i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
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How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
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He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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