ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
I legitimately had a champagne shower last night at a rave. I was also carrying around two bananas in my pockets like guns. Drunk doesn't even. Begin to explain My night.
Alive.
So much puke
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
Look, if it comes down to it, I’m spraying whipped cream on your nuts
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