the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
I don't deserve a penis
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
jump out the window naked night went bad
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