Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
My roommate wasn't home and I was too drunk and tired so I peed in the trash can. Twice.
Congratulations! We have a period
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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