Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
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the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
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Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
Drunk packed a lunch. Made two turkey sandwiches and threw in a bag of raw bacon. Gold star for the day drunk self.
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
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