i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
So it turns out high me is very efficient. I set 5 alarms to remind me to do things, i made mac and cheese, and i wrote a poem. I'm going places.
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