We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
Remember that time I came into your room after taking a muscle relaxant and we argued about what state has the longest coastline?
Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
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I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
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DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
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