There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
So I'm driving and this guy next to me at the stop light is reving his engine and honking at me. Motherfucker thinks that's because I'm asian and drive a honda I'm automatically going to race him
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
I'm really busy with my period
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