ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
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sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
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Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
Walked in on my roommate covering his dick in blue frosting. Am staying with my folks for the Forth. See you Monday if the brain bleach works.
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
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