It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
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