we have officially mastered the walk of shame
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
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Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
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Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
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