Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
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Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
I had a dream that our used condom started talking to me. I told me that I did an amazing job, and told me that it saved me. From aids.
Let's go get our ovaries removed together. It'll be like bonding by getting mani/pedis, but with more vicodin and less unwanted pregnancies.
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
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there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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