and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
He left a fire sauce packet from taco bell that said "promise you'll text me in the morning" on my nightstand.
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