Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
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