Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
i just made my gag reflex go away.
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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