I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
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