it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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