dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
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