This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
this is the second day the intern has gotten me coffee. he either wants to bang me or thinks I'm more important than I am.
either way he's in for disappointment
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
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