look no pants
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
someone stole my phone at the bar last night, naturally, it led to me waking up in the bartender’s bed
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