so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
Randomize
