great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
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