She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
the girl next to me at the bar JUST looked down at her vagina and said "im going to get you fed". if i come home alone tonight...i give you permission to cut off my penis
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
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