Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
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