so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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