im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
That accounts for only three of the penises
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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