No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
Shit. I'm running the whole hotel right now. The front desk girl had to run home because she left her vibrator on the counter and her brother, mom, and grandmother surprised her and are showing up to her place before she gets off work. This will end badly no matter what.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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