i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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