Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
dude wtf did we explode in my microwave last night?
idk but i think it had a face
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
You're boyfriend is farting in his sleep. The last one sounded like a threat.
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
I had to cum in my sink.
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