HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
My new years resolution is going to be to stop drunk snapchatting old hook ups asking them when we're going to bang again
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
I'm watching Trainwreck with Jeff and realizing that I'm the John Cena in my relationship.
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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