I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
You got pulled on stage by a stripper who wore ruffled ankle socks and did jumping jacks for her dance. Then you were put in a chokehold by a security guard that almost cried because you supposedly said "fuck you!" to him.
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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