If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I just saw a woman parallel park a horse. Awesome. Only in New York..
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
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