it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
We had to coat check the pizza.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
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we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
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He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
I'm just letting you know right now in advance that if I die or go to the hospital or end up in jail tonight it's because your kid sold me mushrooms.
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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