UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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