we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
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You owe me $8 for the carwash I needed after you threw the salmon on my windshield.
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
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Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
Y'all let us switch shirts in the middle of 200 people....why did you let me get this drunk by noon?
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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