Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
You'll probably laugh but I am currently in bed in the fetal position wrapped in only my ninja turtles towel. Save me.
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